Never mind. Your Majesty, it seems the service you demand borders on the impossible.'
'If it bordered on the possible,'
the Queen drawled,
'I would manage it myself. I wouldn't need some famous bloke. Stop being so clever. Everything can be dealt with - it's only a question of price. Bloody hell, there must be a figure on your pricelist for work that borders on the impossible. I can guess one, and it isn't low.'